(Source: innerom)

(Reblogged from itsfunnytome)

homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

(Source: poisonightshade)

(Reblogged from mon-ocool)

meistens:

snapchatting:

what if there were professional text post critics

Rating: 

Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night.

(Reblogged from thehilariousblog)

striderlicious-booty:

berndor:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

beautiful

FUCK YOU MUSICAL PEOPLE AND YOUR SATANIC MUSICAL NOTES AND DEMONIC RITUALS YOU PREFORM OVER MUSIC I CANT READ MUSIC fCKIN NOTES

(Source: ehponine)

(Reblogged from fuckyeahorchestra)
(Reblogged from orgasmic-humor)

stay-f0r-awhile:

this is actually the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

(Reblogged from orgasmic-humor)

unclefather:

thelilnan:

darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

"shhh stop talking"

(Reblogged from wigwams)

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

spookyprogrammer:

image

imma need like a few days to process this i’m

It’s like the dynamics of racism in America summed up in three short youtube comments.

(Reblogged from laughcentre)

(Source: dorites)

(Reblogged from laughcentre)
rhyse:

THIS IS IN TIMES SQUARE IM CRYING

rhyse:

THIS IS IN TIMES SQUARE IM CRYING

(Reblogged from drowning-in-drunk-sincerity)