“…wonderland in which every response is wrong.” - I’m not sure what to make of this.
“If you are following behind another vehicle, especially a large vehicle, keep a safe distance.” Huh. That means no fat sex this year I guess..?
(Source: loveclaire)
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edge.” - Transformers Exodus Oh My God…
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It gazed at Sophie a moment longer. not to bad.
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“Then, quite without warning, something more unsettling than even the most battering bump took place.” … Not sure how to...
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“It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.” The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
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“From 7:00 p.m. to 5:00 a.m., they taped fourteen takes of a rhythm track.” 100 Best Beatles Songs: An Informed Fan’s...
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“aliens fly among us” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN I HOOK UP WITH AN ALIEN LOKI OR MAYBE THOR EVEN WOULD BE OKAY
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“Let’s do it!” -Fahrenheit 451. FUCKING YES. LET US DO IT.
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‘My, I’m thirsty,’ I said and gulped it down. (Sylvia Plath, Johnny Panic and...Bible of...
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“Usually it was like spillage— cold and heavy, slippery and gray— but once in a while some stars had the nerve to rise...
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“Bisec’tion, s. Division into two equal parts” O-Oh okay. The closet thing to me was a 1912 dictionary. XD;
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“They spun around in surprise when the door sprang open and a masked mouse in a silk kimono rushed into the room.”...
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‘As we shall see, even the dream that supposedly proves the unconscious may be another manifestation.’
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Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in the second room and made up a bed for Dudley on the moth-eaten sofa. [[…That...
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“Zjazd na wyspie wiślanej w Raciążu, na który król udał się koło Bożego Ciała, odbywał się pod złą wróżbą i nie...
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“God with all the powers attributed to spirit, is but the perfection of matter.”
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matter. The limit of an addition is equal to the addition of the limits. (Screw the fact that I’m studying maths.)
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“—swell with new arrivals, dissolve...form in the same breath— already there
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“Hey! Look! Over there, it’s what’s-her-name!” Wow okay
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“Still we may hope to meet again.” Return of the King is telling me to find a one night stand, and then hope to meet...
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“The door to the room burst open, and a tall, distinguished-looking man strode into the room.” Sounds promising.
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Lmao @ the notes on this
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“was only ten, a skinny girl on a stolen horse with a dark forest ahead of her and men behind her who would gladly cut...
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“For a few moments, Peeta and I take in the scene of our mentor trying to rise out of the slippery vile stuff from his...
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“Stir before serving.” hmmmmm…
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….horror stories about parochial schools
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“You have the key, Senor?” he asked, except in that British public school accent it came out sounding like what you...
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Chocolate Bread Pudding…
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“Now, if I were to hear anybody speak slightly of you, I should fire up in a moment: but that is not at all likely, for...
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“She held him closer round...neck, and rocked him...her...
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“Then he really let one go at me, and...knew I was on the goddam floor again” Catcher in...
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THIS EXPLAINS A LOT: ”The acid fermentation of vinegar, although it may be incomplete, is arrested when the vinegar is...
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